entri kali nie...cik cempaka dewi sukma melati nk share ngan korang suma....iyela asek personal life aje...ade gak info bila korang singgah sini(ade ke..)....5 perkara patut korang korang korang suma elakkan bila pempuan period...
1. Don't u ever ever ever ever wat lawak bodo ble time diaOrg nie tgh period
apesal ha?ble time pompuan nie period, mulala hangin satu badan..berangin cam minyak cap kapak der...cam gitu senang je..x payah beli kat kedai..save budget hape!...cubala korang try wat lawak bodo + mengong + bangang kat diaorg...x lawak wey..sure akan di balas dengan jelingan yg degree ketajamannya 99.9%....muahahahaha..time 2 rase mcm nk jadi invisible je...iye ar...da terlajak kate...sory beb!x bley nk tarik balik derr.....mulala dia x tegor korang seminggu..eh silaap! sebulan....paling terok remove sebagai friend kat facebOok!
2. Don't u ever ever ever ever kaco dia time dia kate dia x mahu diganggu!
"I busy, x da mOod,lenkali ea"....tu ayat selindung sebenanya..pada korang korang korang yg x tahu ni cik cempaka dewi sukma melati nk bagtau...Da dia kate x mahu d ganggu so, don't gatal + miang nk msj2 ke...nk ajak makan2 ke....nk ajk lalan2 ke....cOnpem bo layan oke! but still, if korang korang korang gatal + miang + x paham bahase lagi....jgn sadis + terkezut menerima tamparan or keterajangan pree tahap dewa tulus ikhlas darinya....hehehe da ku kate jgn! wat gak....hambek
3. Don't u ever n ever give them damn feedback!
Lagi....ble korang korang korang nie d beri peluang tuk bagi pendapat + komen + suggestion pada si pempuan period ini... tell u, that don't u ever n ever n ever reject their opinion...at least, jadi hipokrit x pe...rather than korang kena menghadap buku 2,3,4,5 lima dia...amboi! asalehe tol....dah ku kate mereka ini golongan yg sensitip ble time2 special nie...anugerah tuhan...trma ajela...
4. Don't u ever ever ever tegor napsu pemakanan diaorg yg tetebe cam nates tu
ha?iyeke....makan mcm tuttt ke? hah...baru sedao ke? al-maklumla makan x pandang kiri kanan...selagi perut ada space sket pon, janji masukkkk...kalo sebelom nie...mkn pon nasi sket , sayur lebey...diet katenya...ha terbalik plak ble time nie...hape yg si pempuan nie x makan?tolak batu kayu je...tu pon sebab x bley kunyah..kalo x da selamat dlm perut! sah napsu tutt...walawei, kalo d ukur perut pon cam gunung everest derr....tinggal nk hiking je...ish2! so, jgn nk tegor plak diorg nk melantak hape ke...it's up to them...but if them nangis2 kat korang korang korang berat badan da nek..sepak aje! end of story...
1. Don't u ever ever ever ever wat lawak bodo ble time diaOrg nie tgh period
apesal ha?ble time pompuan nie period, mulala hangin satu badan..berangin cam minyak cap kapak der...cam gitu senang je..x payah beli kat kedai..save budget hape!...cubala korang try wat lawak bodo + mengong + bangang kat diaorg...x lawak wey..sure akan di balas dengan jelingan yg degree ketajamannya 99.9%....muahahahaha..time 2 rase mcm nk jadi invisible je...iye ar...da terlajak kate...sory beb!x bley nk tarik balik derr.....mulala dia x tegor korang seminggu..eh silaap! sebulan....paling terok remove sebagai friend kat facebOok!
2. Don't u ever ever ever ever kaco dia time dia kate dia x mahu diganggu!
"I busy, x da mOod,lenkali ea"....tu ayat selindung sebenanya..pada korang korang korang yg x tahu ni cik cempaka dewi sukma melati nk bagtau...Da dia kate x mahu d ganggu so, don't gatal + miang nk msj2 ke...nk ajak makan2 ke....nk ajk lalan2 ke....cOnpem bo layan oke! but still, if korang korang korang gatal + miang + x paham bahase lagi....jgn sadis + terkezut menerima tamparan or keterajangan pree tahap dewa tulus ikhlas darinya....hehehe da ku kate jgn! wat gak....hambek
3. Don't u ever n ever give them damn feedback!
Lagi....ble korang korang korang nie d beri peluang tuk bagi pendapat + komen + suggestion pada si pempuan period ini... tell u, that don't u ever n ever n ever reject their opinion...at least, jadi hipokrit x pe...rather than korang kena menghadap buku 2,3,4,5 lima dia...amboi! asalehe tol....dah ku kate mereka ini golongan yg sensitip ble time2 special nie...anugerah tuhan...trma ajela...
4. Don't u ever ever ever tegor napsu pemakanan diaorg yg tetebe cam nates tu
ha?iyeke....makan mcm tuttt ke? hah...baru sedao ke? al-maklumla makan x pandang kiri kanan...selagi perut ada space sket pon, janji masukkkk...kalo sebelom nie...mkn pon nasi sket , sayur lebey...diet katenya...ha terbalik plak ble time nie...hape yg si pempuan nie x makan?tolak batu kayu je...tu pon sebab x bley kunyah..kalo x da selamat dlm perut! sah napsu tutt...walawei, kalo d ukur perut pon cam gunung everest derr....tinggal nk hiking je...ish2! so, jgn nk tegor plak diorg nk melantak hape ke...it's up to them...but if them nangis2 kat korang korang korang berat badan da nek..sepak aje! end of story...
5. Don't u ever n ever n ever n ever n ever dekat ngan si pempuan period ini...fullstop!
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